Words from the Wizzie of Oz!

Word from the Wizzie of Oz.
With the smoke and mirrors of a masterful magician Obama, AKA- the Wizzie of Oz, is successfully changing this free nation, founded upon God given rights, into a socialistic state ruled by one, this is America’s version of the first Wizzie of Oz deluxe. He alone will proclaimed in his never ending arrogant tone –
"Folks I told you, in fact I promised you change, so watch me closely because it’s all about me- now you see your constitution, and now you don’t, poof, it’s gone! And now you stupid people, for my next trick (or change if you will,) the Wizzie elitist, shall perform, is so amazing that you will be left breathless, you conservative knuckle dragging apes will never see this slick Chicago move coming so keep your attention on that idiotic reality shows you have been watching while the masterful, all powerful, all knowing, Wizzie, neutralizes all of your Senate and Congress replacing them with my Czars, right before your very eyes.
Woshhh, Czars in legislative branch, neutralized!
Thank you, thank you folks, thank you (but there is on applause) and there you have it (have what) folks, no more Senators and Congress to pay for, presto!
And soooooo, the Wizzie will now take all the money, you common folks were throwing away on worthless Senators and Congressman, (Wizzie has a point here) and show you another magic trick of change. The Wizzie will once again amaze you now using myself proclaimed superior elitist intellect, as arrogant as it may be, so bare with me through yet another long winded lecture (or else) as I humiliate you with my next trick, only, this time for your safety, your security and you’re protection of Course. Now remember all that money I saved you, (whata guy) that you were literally throwing away on worthless spending junkie legislators traveling around the world having a wonderful time at your expense, well, (here we go again, bend over) to further demonstrate superior intellect the all great and all powerful Wizzie is going to do with the money I alone saved I will form a civilian police force as I promised in the campaign, as strong if not stronger then our military just like I said I would, I love using the word I."
He continues "Now, the brown shirts with black arm bands we call the secret police have been in existence for decades, their nothing new, but I will make them one hundred times stronger, they will be everywhere from now on to protect you and keep you safe from bad guys. Since they get there orders directly from me, whatever they do will be what I order them to do, I promise you that. When they order you to surrender your dangerous guns, do not resist, I will keep the guns safe, this I do for your own good. I do not want any more shootings by gun waving conservative’s randomly killing rapists and armed robbers; these alleged perpetrators must receive due process of the law. I mean, who knows maybe they have a good reasons for being violent, such as their mommy didn’t hug them enough. And so, my secret police will be there for your protection, guns are not necessary for self defense. For your added protection, I am going to give you, free of charge, a micro chip implanted under the skin of your hand with the number 999 on it. If you should face danger of any kind, simply drop a dime on it and the secret police will magically appear out of nowhere, just like I did. Obama is here. Does this sound ridiculous -